Daily Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken mark down May 6th, 2050 in his day planner?

- There will be a total lunar eclipse that day.

Why did the chicken get a detention?

- He told his teacher that T.S. Elliot’s name was “Turd Sucker.”

Why did the chickens internet get disconnected.

- He chewed through the cord.

Why did the chicken ditch school?

- Lets face it, even a diploma wouldn’t help a chicken find a job in this economy.

Why did the chicken giggle in class?

- His teacher said erection instead of election.  True story.

Why did the chickens neighbors think he was dying?

- He was playing the clarinet.

Why did the chicken throw up after chugging a 2 liter bottle of Wild Chery Pepsi.

- It was spiked with laundry detergent.

Why did the chicken build a complete model of New York City out of legos?

- Sim City 2000 was too easy.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- Just kidding, we’d never use that joke here.

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Oh what, it looks like we just did.

Why did the chicken eat a breadstick in a sexual way?

- He was a international spy trying to seduce an Italian.