Daily Chicken Joke

Chicken Joke #200

Matt — Sun, 03 May 2009 02:00:28 +0000

Why did the chicken watch reruns of “The Facts of Life?”

- He had a crush on George Clooney. (Call back!)

Matt — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:00:26 +0000

Why did the chicken spill hot coffee all over him when he was trying to drink it?

- He had Parkinsons.

Matt — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:00:39 +0000

Why did the chicken transform into a truck?

- The Decepticons were forming a perimeter.

Matt — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:00:15 +0000

Why did the chicken walk out of a screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”?

- He was inspired to go attack people.

Matt — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:00:47 +0000

Why did the chicken eat pork?

- To make the obligatory Swine Flu joke.

Matt — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:00:10 +0000

Why did the chicken even have a phone book?

- It was 1995.

Matt — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:00:47 +0000

Why was the chicken look up “painters” in the phone book?

- He wanted to find someone to paint him naked.

Matt — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:00:06 +0000

Why did the chicken pay for his meal at McDonalds with a check?

- He just felt like being an asshole.

Matt — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:00:55 +0000

Why did the chicken go the the CMA’s?

- He was contractually obligated to attend. But don’t feel bad for him. He’s deaf.

Matt — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:00:22 +0000

Why did the chicken call 411?

- He didn’t mean to, he butt dialed them.