Chicken Joke #170

Why did the chicken stand under an umbrella?

- He figured Rihanna could use a friend.   Someone who would stick it out till the end.

Published in: on April 3, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #169

Why did the chicken cry?

- After 15 years, ER was finally ending today.  It should be noted that these were tears of joy.  (Also if you remember the chicken has a huge crush on George Clooney, so he was happy to see him back.)

Published in: on April 2, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #168

Why did the chicken call 9-1-1.

- April Fools!

Published in: on April 1, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #167

Why did the chickens bed collapse?

- He was having an orgy with 2 other chickens, a goat and an elephant.

Published in: on March 31, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #166

Why did the chicken go into shock when Ace of Cakes showed up at his birthday party with a giant castle cake?

- He was allergic to frosting.

Published in: on March 30, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #165

Why did the chicken have 3 children?

- Tax write offs.

Published in: on March 29, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #164

Why did the chicken lick an ice cube?

- His family couldn’t afford popsicles.

Published in: on March 28, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #163

Why did the chicken pee on the fire hydrant?

- He saw a bulldog do it.  Looked like fun.

Published in: on March 27, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #162

Why did the chicken melt when he went outsdie?

- He was made out of wax.

Published in: on March 26, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #161

Why did the chicken write an angry letter to Del Monte Fruit Company?

- He ate a whole can of fruit cocktail that only had one cherry in it.  Bull. Shit.

Published in: on March 25, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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