Chicken Joke #200

Why did the chicken watch reruns of “The Facts of Life?”

- He had a crush on George Clooney.  (Call back!)

Published in: on May 3, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #199

Why did the chicken spill hot coffee all over him when he was trying to drink it?

- He had Parkinsons.

Published in: on May 2, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #198

Why did the chicken transform into a truck?

- The Decepticons were forming a perimeter.

Published in: on May 1, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)