What did the chicken say when his son asked him to read “Good Night, Moon” for a bed time story?
- Read it yourself you illiterate bastard!
Chicken Joke #176
Why was the chicken full of shit?
- He claimed he could tell the difference between the different colored Froot Loops.
Chicken Joke #174
Why did the chicken like peanut butter?
- It was nice that peanut butter took some of the salmonella heat away from chickens.
Chicken Joke #173
Why did the chicken recieve 3.2 million dollars from the United States government?
- It was his reward for punching Tyra Banks in the face.
Chicken Joke #172
Why did the chicken ride his Segway to the supermarket?
- He was a douchbag who needed some eggs and milk.
Chicken Joke #171
How was the chicken evil?
- After reading yesterdays chicken joke you went around all day with “Umbrella” stuck in your head.
Chicken Joke #170
Why did the chicken stand under an umbrella?
- He figured Rihanna could use a friend. Someone who would stick it out till the end.
Chicken Joke #169
Why did the chicken cry?
- After 15 years, ER was finally ending today. It should be noted that these were tears of joy. (Also if you remember the chicken has a huge crush on George Clooney, so he was happy to see him back.)