Chicken Joke #197

Why did the chicken walk out of a screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”?

- He was inspired to go attack people.

Published in: on April 30, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #196

Why did the chicken eat pork?

- To make the obligatory Swine Flu joke.

Published in: on April 29, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #195

Why did the chicken even have a phone book?

- It was 1995.

Published in: on April 28, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #194

Why was the chicken look up “painters” in the phone book?

- He wanted to find someone to paint him naked.

Published in: on April 27, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #193

Why did the chicken pay for his meal at McDonalds with a check?

- He just felt like being an asshole.

Published in: on April 26, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #192

Why did the chicken go the the CMA’s?

- He was contractually obligated to attend.  But don’t feel bad for him.  He’s deaf.

Published in: on April 25, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #191

Why did the chicken call 411?

- He didn’t mean to, he butt dialed them.

Published in: on April 24, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #190

Why did the chicken mark down May 6th, 2050 in his day planner?

- There will be a total lunar eclipse that day.

Published in: on April 23, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #189

Why did the chicken get a detention?

- He told his teacher that T.S. Elliot’s name was “Turd Sucker.”

Published in: on April 22, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #188

Why did the chickens internet get disconnected.

- He chewed through the cord.

Published in: on April 21, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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