Daily Chicken Joke

Why was the chicken embarrassed when ordering a bowl of soup in the cafeteria?

- He saw his reflection in the counter and realized he was naked.

Why did the chicken see a Bryan Adams concert?

- He was drunk and in Toronto.

Why did the chicken look like Bill O’Riley?

- He was constipated.

Why did the chicken get calf implants?

- To help his modeling career.

Why can’t the chicken tell the difference between apples and oranges?

- His frontal lobe was removed during brain surgery.

Why did the chicken get a pack of Dark Chocolate M&M’s.

-He was strangely attracted to the Green M&M from the comercials.

Why did the chicken beat Bobby Fischer with a club?

-If he couldn’t beat him in chess, he was going to have to beat him physically.

Why did the chicken cut  a rabbit up into pieces?

-He was going on The Price is Right and needed a lucky rabbit’s foot so he could win $50,000 at Plinko.

How did the chicken win in a race against “comediance” Carrot Top?

- They did random drug testing.  Carrot Top was disqualified.

Why was the chicken wearing a windbreaker?

-He was going to see Shamu