Daily Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken send bomb threats to his local hospital?

- He wanted the attention.

Why did the chicken buy a bus ticket to Omaha?

- To attend his grandmother’s funeral.

Why did the chicken want to be a cow?

- He wanted to be venerated by the Hindu religion.

Why did the chicken eat poop?

- It was better than eating a black jelly bean.

Why did the chicken walk around in fishnet stocking?

- He was an undercover cop working a prostituion sting.

Why did the chicken eat at Burger King?

-The Whopper Virgin comericals really got him thinking.  If Eastern Eurpoeans prefer the Whopper, maybe he would too.

Why was the chicken disapointed with his cruise vacation?

- In the movies there seemed to be more oportunities to paint girls wearing nothing but giant blue diamond necklaces.  But he was pleased they didn’t slam into an iceburg and freeze to death.

Why did the chicken did the chicken celebrate Pi Day today?

- He needed something to celebrate since he wasn’t invited to many real parties.

What did the chicken first think to himself when he woke up in the morning?

- “I’m sad.”

What’s the chickens greatest secret?

- That he’s watched all 130 episodes of Thunder Cats and can recite dialog from the majority of them.