Chicken Joke #167

Why did the chickens bed collapse?

- He was having an orgy with 2 other chickens, a goat and an elephant.

Published in: on March 31, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #166

Why did the chicken go into shock when Ace of Cakes showed up at his birthday party with a giant castle cake?

- He was allergic to frosting.

Published in: on March 30, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #165

Why did the chicken have 3 children?

- Tax write offs.

Published in: on March 29, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #164

Why did the chicken lick an ice cube?

- His family couldn’t afford popsicles.

Published in: on March 28, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #163

Why did the chicken pee on the fire hydrant?

- He saw a bulldog do it.  Looked like fun.

Published in: on March 27, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #162

Why did the chicken melt when he went outsdie?

- He was made out of wax.

Published in: on March 26, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #161

Why did the chicken write an angry letter to Del Monte Fruit Company?

- He ate a whole can of fruit cocktail that only had one cherry in it.  Bull. Shit.

Published in: on March 25, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #160

Why did the chicken check into Motel 6?

- 2 words, 4 O’s: Indoor pool.

Published in: on March 24, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #159

Why did the chicken get Mercury poision?

- He swallowed a thermometer from the 1950’s.

Published in: on March 23, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #158

Why was the chicken disappointed when he opened a package of chicken breasts?

- He thought Tyson was a chicken-porn company.

Published in: on March 22, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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