Daily Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken go to Beaver City, NB (Population 641)?

-To assassinate Wendell P. West, their former mayor.  He was quite dissapointed when he found out Wendell had already passed on a year and a half ago

How often does the chicken brush his teeth?

- We’ve been over this a few times now; chicken’s don’t have teeth.

Why did the chicken travel back in time to 1988?

-So he could roll around in the 67 pounds of hog fat Oprah Winfrey had on her show to depict her recent weight loss.

Why did the chicken hate Lawrence Fishburne?

- Fishburne beat him out for the roll of Grissom’s replacment on CSI.  This was the 3rd time that he lost a part to Fishburne, and frankly, he was getting kind of pissed.

Why did the chicken go on a murderous rampage at the Salvation Army?

-He wanted to take them down before they mobolized.

Why did the chicken get kicked out of the library?

- He started belting out Handel’s “Hallelujah Chorus” in the children’s section.

Why did the chicken go to Equador?

-To assassinate their President Rafael Correa.

Which team was the chicken cheering for in the Super Bowl?

- The San Francisco 49ers.  It was 1995.