Daily Chicken Joke

Why can’t the chicken tell time.

- He lives in Africa.  They don’t have clocks there.  Becasue they’re poor.  And they ate their clocks because they were hungry.

Why did the chicken punch Batman in the face?

- He wanted to see if it would really make a “KA-POW” noise.

What did the chicken set 8 dollar bills on fire?

- It was either that or spend it on seeing Don’t Mess With Zohan.

Why was the chicken disappointed when he saw the Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast?

-He had expected to see Ozzy Osbourne in the role of Gaston.  He was disapopinted to find out it actually was Donny Osmond.

Why was this the best Valentine’s Day the chicken has ever had?

- The prostitute gave him a 10% discount since he cried afterwards.

Why did the chicken get escorted out of the Hersey Chocolate factory.

He attacked the Bubble Yum mascot, Floyd D. Duck in a drunken rage.

Why did the chicken smell?

- He was dead.

Why did the chicken talk to his doctor about Paraguayan Fùtbol player Carlos Villagra?

- He wanted a bigger penis.  He didn’t read to well.

Why did the chicken become a hooker?

-He was all out of plasma.

Why was the chicken charged with triple homicide?

- He killed three people.