Daily Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken shout “Yea, I’m talking on a cell phone.  Seriously, I’m in my car and I’m talking to you.  No, It’s not even plugged in the wall.”

-It was 1995.

How did the chicken win in a race against the race horse who won the 2008 Belmont Steaks.

- He was driving a Porsche Carrerra GT.  611 horsepower.  Bitch!

Why did the chicken take his private jet to Palm Springs to play golf?

-He was fired from his job as an executive at Citibank.

What did the chicken think when he went to the Iowa state fair and saw the infamous cow sculpted out of butter?

- “It’s time to get the hell out of Iowa.”

Why did the chicken leave his job at Arby’s?

-His boss told him he couldn’t throw up on the customers anymore.  He told his boss he couldn’t work under all of these rules.

Why did the chicken tamper with the smoke detectors in the airplane bathroom?

- He was in the mood to commit a felony.

Why did the chicken throw up potato salad and coleslaw?

- Because it was July 5th.

Why did the chicken like this joke?

- Because it was the 129th chicken joke!

Why did the chicken go to Max & Erma’s?

- To kidnap a baby.

Why did the chicken go out and get a hot dog?

- He was reading The Jungle and he got hungry.