Chicken Joke #88

Why did the chicken throw up?

-He ate paint cookies.

Published in: on January 11, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (1)

Chicken Joke #87

Why was the chicken charged with treason?

- He was the CEO of Rold Gold.  The pretzel company…  Because Bush almost choked on a pretzel…  This joke would have been funny in 2002.

Published in: on January 10, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #86

Why was the chicken killed, plucked, cooked, and eaten?

-Because he was delicious.

Published in: on January 9, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #85

Why did the chicken get a yellow stretch Hummer for his 16th birthday?

- He was a jackass.

Published in: on January 8, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #84

Why was the chicken confused?

-I drugged him.

Published in: on January 7, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #83

Why did the chicken wet the bed?

- He had a nightmare about the Burger King mascot.  True story.

Published in: on January 6, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #82

Why did the chicken play golf?

-He had a pair of flannel pants that he really wanted to wear.

Published in: on January 5, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #81

Why does the chicken get an erection every time he spills apple juice?

- He’s attracted to the Brawny Paper towel model.

Published in: on January 4, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #80

What TV show was the chicken watching when he decided he wanted to become a robot chicken?

-According to Jim.

Published in: on January 3, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #79

Why did the chicken drive at 88 MPH?

- Where he was going, you don’t need roads.

Published in: on January 2, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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