Daily Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken have burns down his back?

-He slid down a giant inflatable iceberg.

Why was the chicken scared of himself.

- He had Alektorophobia.  Look it up.

Why did the chicken play French horn in the band?

-He was a girl.

Why did the chicken pee in his pants at Cuts for Kids?

- He was 5… or 4… or whatever age you are when kids are supposed to pee in their pants.

Why did the chicken look like Roseanne Barr?

-His face swelled up after he got bitten by a horsefly.

Why did the chicken’s mother yell at him to wash his hands before eating?

- Trick question, chicken’s don’t have hands.  His mother had dementia.

Why did the chicken vote for Al Sharpton for President?

-He was confused and thought he was voting for the Today Show’s weatherman.

Why did people laugh when the chicken started his own snow plow company.

- He called his business “Mr. Chicken’s Snow-Be-Gone.”  Also he lived in Costa Rica.

Why did the chicken eat 27 mangoes?

-He had scurvy.

Why was the chicken the only one on the face of the earth excited about a 5th Indiana Jones movie?

- He’s Harrison Ford’s stunt double and he’s not getting much work these days.