Daily Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken’s best friend have him soak in a bathtub full of pasta sauce over night?

-His friend was going to eat him the next day and wanted him to be tender and marinated.

Why did the chicken drive into an on coming school bus at 60 MPH?

- His son refused to wear his seat belt and he wanted to prove a point.

Why did the chicken work at Lenscrafters?

-A fortune cookie told him to be an optomist.  He don’t read good.

How did the chicken celebrate National Kazoo Day today?

- By not knowing that it was National Kazoo Day.

Where did the chicken hide his secret lair?

-Inside a volcano filled with liquid nitrogen under the sea.

What did the chicken like about the Pink Panther remake?

- The soundtrack was jazzy and fresh.  Almost like you could just snap your fingers to it.

Why did the chicken cry?

-He was excited that his Mom was ordering pizza for dinner, but then he found out she ordered Dominoes.

Why did the chicken order a Filet-O-Fish sandwich at McDonald’s?

- He was allergic to fish and was committing suicide.

Why did the chicken play dominoes?

-He was 86.

Why did the chicken receive an ” F” on his history paper.

- Instead of writing about Samuel F. B. Morse, the inventor of the Morse code, he wrote about Samuel B. Moore, an Alabama Govenor who served from March 3, 1831 to November 26, 1831.  A pretty common mistake.