Daily Chicken Joke

Why was the chicken feeling uncreative?

- I don’t really know…

Why was the chicken late for school?

-He had diarrhea.

What did the chicken wear to school picture day?

- A bowtie.  He was trying to look classy.  Unfortunately, kids are cruel and he got made fun of.

Why did the chicken fall asleep?

-He was reading Jane Eyre.

Why was the chicken sad?

- He just woke up from a coma to discover that his wife had left him years ago and that “M*A*S*H” had been canceled.

What is the chicken’s least favorite Disney movie?

- The Aristocats.  Talking cats give him the willies.  Also he finds the plot contrived and hard to follow.

What is the chicken’s favorite Disney Movie?

- Bambi.  He knows what it’s like to have your mother shot in front of you.  Also he is a pyrophiliac and the forest fire scene turns him on.

Why did the chicken call his brother in the middle of his wedding reception?

-He had some good news.  He just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

Why did the chicken go to college?

-He was lost.

Why did the chicken become a carpenter?

- Because that’s what Jesus would do.  Also he had some serious skills with a hammer.