Why didn’t the chicken’s email work?
- Everyone’s spam blockers blocked his email address: sexypics-viagra-nigirianprince@gmail.com.
Chicken Joke #66
Why was the chicken lost at sea for almost 30 years?
-He took Small Boat Sailing with Wade.
Chicken Joke #65
Why was the chicken so ugly that it looked into a mirror broke it?
- The chicken was your mom.
Chicken Joke #64
Why did the chicken kill himself?
-He heard that NBC cancelled the revival of Knight Rider. Boy is he gonna feel silly when he finds out that it’s just on hiatus. He’s gonna be so embarassed, I mean…Oh wait.
Chicken Joke #63
Why was the chicken late for work?
- He crashed his car into a light post on the way there.
Chicken Joke #62
Why did the chicken lock himself in his room and cry until his thick, black glasses fogged up?
-His parents didn’t understand him.
Chicken Joke #61
Who did the chicken vote for in the 2004 Philippine general election?
- Fernando Pope Jr.
Chicken Joke #59
Why did the chicken pop some extacy and go hunting?
- He was severely misinformed as to what “seal clubbing” meant.