Why did the chicken get coal for Christmas?
-Well, let’s see. This year he wasted precious tax payer dollars (during a recession!) to go into space, just for tang. He purchased and used heroine. He got drunk. He met a drug dealer at a park. He had sex with pigeons. He dressed up as a sexy nurse for Halloween. He used cocaine. He hunted men on an island. He ate a hot pocket. He booed a flight attendant. He was married to Tom Green. He was gay.
Not to mention that whole “being Muslim” thing…
