What do the chicken, Superman and Dracula all have in common?
- They wear capes and like to eat grilled cheese sandwiches.
Chicken Joke #76
Why did the chicken kill himself?
-He had over $500 in gift cards to Bennigans, Sharper Image, and Circuit City.
Chicken Joke #75
What did the chicken have in common with Peru?
- They both won zero medals at the 2008 Olympics.
Chicken Joke #74
Why did the chicken get glasses?
-Everyone else in his second grade class had them and he felt left out.
Chicken Joke #73
Why did the chicken buy a new suit?
- He got arrested for a DUI and he wanted to make a good impression in court.
Chicken Joke #72
Why did the chicken get coal for Christmas?
-Well, let’s see. This year he wasted precious tax payer dollars (during a recession!) to go into space, just for tang. He purchased and used heroine. He got drunk. He met a drug dealer at a park. He had sex with pigeons. He dressed up as a sexy nurse for Halloween. He used cocaine. He hunted men on an island. He ate a hot pocket. He booed a flight attendant. He was married to Tom Green. He was gay.
Not to mention that whole “being Muslim” thing…
Chicken Joke #71
How did the chicken celebrate Christmas?
- He drank heavily and roasted a few chestnuts.
Chicken Joke #68
Why was the chicken murdered by Dustin Diamond?
-The chicken called him “Screech” at one of his stand up performances.