Daily Chicken Joke

Why was the chicken a bad actor?

- He was Keanu Reeves.

Why did the chicken get in a fight with a penguin?

- He was racist.

What is the chicken’s favorite flavor of ice cream?

- Double Fudge Brownie from Ben & Jerry’s.

Why did the chicken shoot a man in Reno?

- Just to watch him die.

What does the chicken have in common with Donna from “That 70’s Show”?

- They both much more attractive as redheads than they are as blondes.

Why did the chicken smell bad?

- He was afraid to take a shower after watching “Psycho.”

Why didn’t the chicken vote?

- He was only 15 years old.

Why can’t the chicken read?

-I gouged his eyes out with a coat hanger.

What did the Chicken but at Walgreens?

- A Half-Gallon of 2% milk, a pack of AAA batteries, Cup-o-Noodles that were “Buy one get one free,” and some eyeliner.

How does the chicken like his coffee?

- He doesn’t.  He’s deathly allergic.