What did the dentist say to the chicken?
- “Dude, you don’t have any teeth. I don’t even know why you’re here.”
Chicken Joke #35
Why did the chicken use the microwave?
- To make himself a Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket.
Chicken Joke #34
Why did the chicken build a robot?
–He was lonely so he programmed something that would call him father.
Chicken Joke #33
Why did the chicken buy a private island in the Pacific?
-So he could hunt the deadliest game of all–man.
Chicken Joke #32
Why was the chicken scared of his teacher?
- She was a convicted felon with four charges of kidnapping.
Chicken Joke #31
Why was the chicken banned from traveling on American Airlines?
- He booed the flight attendant during the pre-flight safety demonstration.
Chicken Joke #30
Why did the chicken take poloroid pictures of all the kids in his 3rd grade class?
-It was 1995.
Chicken Joke #29
Why wouldn’t the chicken go out in public?
- He was embarrassed because people recognized him as “Diarrhea” from the Pepto-Bismol commercials.
Chicken Joke #27
What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
- Oh man, I don’t even know where to begin… I guess for starters ones a mammal…