Chicken Joke #46

What does the chicken have in common with Drew Barrymore?

- They were both using cocaine recreationally by age 12.

Published in: on November 30, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #45

Why was the chicken up all night playing Toe Jam and Earl on Sega Genesis?

-It was 1995.

Published in: on November 29, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #44

Why did the chicken fail his algebra test?

-He was up all night playing Toe Jam and Earl on Sega Genesis.

Published in: on November 28, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #43

Why didn’t the chicken celebrate Thanksgiving today?

- He’s Canadian.  They do that shit in October.

Published in: on November 27, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #42

Why did the chicken apply to work at KFC?

- He was rebelling against his parents… and he hoped to get an employee discount on mashed potatos.

Published in: on November 26, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #41

What is the sexiest part of the chicken’s physique?

-His pecks…

Published in: on November 25, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #40

What did the doctor say to the chicken?

-”Dude, you have cancer.”

Published in: on November 24, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #39

Why was the chicken frustrated and also curious at the same time?

- He couldn’t find Waldo and he wondered who was leaving all these striped hats and canes laying around.

Published in: on November 23, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #38

Why was the chicken made fun of at school?

- He was an orphan.

Published in: on November 22, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #37

Why did the chicken like Neil Patrick Harris?

- He was a child genius who became a doctor at 16 and found Harris’ “Doogie Howser” character very relatable.

Published in: on November 21, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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