Chicken Joke #6

Why did the chicken fall down the stairs?

–Because he was drunk.

Published in: on October 21, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #5

Why did the chicken sell all of his seasons of Gilmore Girls on DVD?

–He was addicted to heroine and needed money for his fix.

Published in: on October 20, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #4

Why did the chicken sleep with the vacuum cleaner running?

–The white noise reminded him of his time in the womb and helped him sleep.

Published in: on October 19, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #3

Why did the chicken go to the dentist?

- He knew that oral hygene was important.

Published in: on October 18, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #2

Why did the chicken go into space?

- To get some Tang.

Published in: on October 17, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #1

Why did the chicken stay up all night watching reruns of “ER” on TNT?

- He had a crush on George Clooney.

Published in: on October 16, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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