Chicken Joke #16

What did the chicken dress up as for Halloween?

- A sexy nurse.

Published in: on October 31, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #15

Why did the chicken travel to New York?

- For some sweet, sweet pidgeon ass.

Published in: on October 30, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #14

What did the chicken have for dinner when he was depressed after he was fired from his job as a CPA?

-Hot Dogs.

Published in: on October 29, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #13

Why did the chicken buy a mug off of Ebay?

- To give to his grandma for her birthday.

Published in: on October 28, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #12

What did the chicken say when he saw Barbra Walters after a taping of “The View”?

- “Hey Barb, what’s up?”  They were old friends.

Published in: on October 27, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #11

Why did the chicken go to the park?

- To meet his drug dealer.

Published in: on October 26, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #10

Why couldn’t the chicken see the stage when he went to the Broadway production of “Annie Get Your Gun”?

- He was blind.

Published in: on October 25, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #9

Why didn’t the chicken ride the roller coaster?

-He wasn’t tall enough.

Published in: on October 24, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #8

Why did the chicken wear a baseball cap to his brother-in-law’s surprise party?

–He was embarrassed by his male pattern baldness.

Published in: on October 23, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #7

Why did the chicken buy himself a new pager?

- It was 1995.

Published in: on October 22, 2008 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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