Chicken Joke #200

Why did the chicken watch reruns of “The Facts of Life?”

- He had a crush on George Clooney.  (Call back!)

Published in: on May 3, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #199

Why did the chicken spill hot coffee all over him when he was trying to drink it?

- He had Parkinsons.

Published in: on May 2, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #198

Why did the chicken transform into a truck?

- The Decepticons were forming a perimeter.

Published in: on May 1, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #197

Why did the chicken walk out of a screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”?

- He was inspired to go attack people.

Published in: on April 30, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #196

Why did the chicken eat pork?

- To make the obligatory Swine Flu joke.

Published in: on April 29, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #195

Why did the chicken even have a phone book?

- It was 1995.

Published in: on April 28, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #194

Why was the chicken look up “painters” in the phone book?

- He wanted to find someone to paint him naked.

Published in: on April 27, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #193

Why did the chicken pay for his meal at McDonalds with a check?

- He just felt like being an asshole.

Published in: on April 26, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #192

Why did the chicken go the the CMA’s?

- He was contractually obligated to attend.  But don’t feel bad for him.  He’s deaf.

Published in: on April 25, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)

Chicken Joke #191

Why did the chicken call 411?

- He didn’t mean to, he butt dialed them.

Published in: on April 24, 2009 at 2:00 am Comments (0)
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